Smelfie

The act of wafting the smell of one's own fart to one's own nose (usually with a cupped hand) in order to savor the aroma.

Ahhh, I just did a smelfie... nothing like the smell of digested hotdogs in the morning... it smells like victory.

by schweddy balls March 20, 2014

Sheltie

A shady young person whom lives or frequents a homeless shelter in the evenings and proceeds to hang around aimlessly or often disruptively until the Shelter reopens.

Scantily dressed teen girls with muffin tops and tramp stamps exposed. Overly thuggish guys with bad teeth and no future.

Underage girls yelling about performing sexual favors back forth across a street.

"The group of shelties is hanging outside the library again begging for change from old people."

"There is another pregnant sheltie having a smoke on her way to the liquor store"

"Tell that sheltie to put a shirt on and stop yelling, he's scaring the kids"

by Goaway June 14, 2013

jerk smelter

The mixture of semen and personal lubricant that builds up on the tip of the penis during masturbation

Hey Eve, could you wipe off that jerk smelter?

by 60 Central February 29, 2008

smeltzer

usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.

also known as man with outrageously large action

can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"

chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer

by saltines1990 June 19, 2008

Smellies

A British alternative for bath oils and perfume.

"Would some smellies be a nice gift for her brithday?"

by Anonymous January 2, 2005

Smelter Wedge

A sex act, when a woman has the runs from eating taco bell and has anal sex with a man.

My girlfriend and I got into a burrito eating contest and later on she let me give her the smelter wedge.

by PhilosophyRhoades September 26, 2014

Smellie

A girl usually a dirty bird that you'd meet as long as nobody will find out. A smellie usually is very very easy.

"Ah yaone erin is a proper smellie."
"Any smellies coming spinning?"

by leezer4 April 19, 2017