smegligence

(n.) the act of forgetting to clean your penile area, resulting in an unreasonable quantity of smegma around your mushroom tip

Not taking a break from your weekend Fortnite marathon to shower? Now that’s smegligence.

by M Boogie December 25, 2020

Full Body Smegma

An unfortunately common skin condition possessed by friends or roommates who, despite all their efforts of cleaning (if any), always smell fucking horrible. Their bedsheets are worryingly discolored yellow as a result of their nasty, cheese covered skin constantly being in contact with it, which in turn creates a reluctance for you to touch them. Like a boisterous drunk, a person suffering from Full Body Smegma makes their presence instantly known, but rather than being obnoxiously rude and loud, they bring a stench so gut punching that if you tried to breathe through your mouth to avoid the stench, you'd probably throw up instead.

Guy 1: "Dude, my roommate always smells like ass, he's nasty."
Guy 2: "If his skin's kinda greasy he probably has Full Body Smegma."
Guy 1: "You mean he has dick cheese all over his body?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty much."

by Sang-froid April 21, 2018

qwerty smeg

unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?

Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg

by street smeg May 5, 2005

smeg

a futuristic British all-purpose swear word. From Red Dwarf.

You smeg head
That's smegging horrible

by Fan of Lister's July 1, 2003

smegma breath

Bad breath caused by the continuous huffing of uncut, unclean cock.

That cock huff-er over there sure the fuck has some kicking smegma breath.

by CATHAIL September 14, 2006

smegmadon

The stinkiest of all dinosaurs, having an over-sized smegma gland.

That smegmadon fossil stinks like shit!

by The michael of all michaels May 21, 2007

smegmaphile

a person who enjoys oral sex with a man whose penis has much smegma, or "dick cheese."

She said, "Nothing tastes better than cleaning out a hot guy's dick cheese." That makes her a smegmaphile.

by krustydude August 19, 2009