sheepshagger

a tribe in newzealand who screws sheep, the ethinics of this tribe spread all over newzealand so now every kiwi is now offically a sheepshagger

sheepshagger some one who shags sheep

by tainted shadow August 15, 2006

smeeshed

so completely smashed you decide it is a good idea to have sex with small animals

dude how smeeshed were you last night.

by JP lossman March 7, 2007

sheepshagger

A term for a Welshman.

Youse a sheepshagger mate.

by Groin Crastohf August 5, 2009

x more sleeps

The number of days until an event. If you're a cretin.

OMG only x more sleeps until I can see Coldplay

by grumpy_quim July 29, 2012

Sweeps

A Style of picking, used on the guitar. You sweep your pick across the string, most of the time producing a triplet sound.
Usually used to sweep arpeggios.

"Wow Yngwie sweeps like a mutha fucker."
"You really suck at sweeps"

by 19a9a91919ngf8181181 January 18, 2006

sleepsurf

To surf the web while effectively asleep, or so tired you aren't completely aware of where you're going. As one would sleepwalk.

"I finished studying for the exam, got some hot chocolate and read my email, then proceeded to sleepsurf the net until about 2am."

by Greg Houck September 24, 2007

Sheepskin

What condoms used to be made of... used as a replacement for the word "condom" so people can't tell how perverted and disgusting you are.

Bob:Dude can I borrow a sheepskin?
Joe: Sure(hands Bob condom)

by thegirlbehindyou April 26, 2011