shitarded

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen

He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.

by tobym April 30, 2005

Smatarted

Of being smart and retarded

Girl hey u being smart but also stupid
Girl is u mean I am being smatarted

by Cupcake decorating August 20, 2017

Smartarded

Someone who is extremely Smart but does completely Stupid things.

Aiden just helped me study for my upcoming test, but he also just lit himself on fire to jump into a river, he is Smart, but also Retarded, Smartarded!

by HeyMyNameIsThis August 12, 2020

smarded

When a smart person does something so stupid that you think he might actually be retarded

Robyn went to Indiana. It was the most smarded thing she had ever done in life and there was quite the list of smarded events to choose from.....

by LemmeF1ndOut August 5, 2021

matarded

a person who is so dumb they can't even say what they are.

your so frikin matarded!!!

by stew pididiot December 3, 2007

Satarded

When you use the word 'retarded' in a satarical way, absolving you of any offense it may cause.

If you call someone 'retarded' in a derogatory tone, you may cause offense and should be fired if used whilst working, however if you are doing it for 'satire' it is perfectly fine. But to be clear you should you 'satarded' instead of 'retarded'.

by JockMcRowdy February 18, 2010

smtarted

It means when you are smart and retarded.

"Shes really smart but right now she's acting pretty retarded." "Yeah she's really smtarted."

by kuddles1234 August 19, 2009