A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous
sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine
bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the
foot hole of a Wellington boot.
Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange
gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.
I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.