smarty pants

Any pants you are wearing at the time you make a smarty pants comment.

Ooh, that was a good one - Patrick must have his smarty pants on today.

by fushigi88 July 29, 2009

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smarty jones

1. To choke, often in an excruciatingly heartbreaking manner.

2. To swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.

Synonymous with Funny Cide and Philadelphia Eagles.

1. You lost a 15-point lead in 30 seconds?? How could you smarty jones like that?

2. So, you got smarty jones'd, huh? That's what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.

by Calico Cal June 5, 2004

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smarty cunt

also known as (smart ass) dad used it this is milliganus

stop being a smarty cunt

ha ha smart cunt

by jim milligan aka skillz aka piper June 9, 2004

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smarty head

someone with a bald head, who really shouldnt have because there head is to small..

now then smarty head, hows that diet going..
or if they got a fat head, its a smarty head on steroids

by BoroLaduk November 23, 2006

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(n) {in the case of female correcting female} One who patiently and thoroughly identifies all faults no matter how insignificant the matter may be.
Usually a best friend.

(n) {in the case of female correcting male} A female coming off as witty and irresistibly attractive even though she can be annoying in the moment by being unreasonably logical and over explanatory.
Involves the correction of a counterpart known as a dumb-dick.

Girl1: I don't think I understand that song.
Girl2: And I though I was the blonde.
Girl1: You are, but you're also a Smarty-Vag!
Girl2: C: You really think so?!

Dude1: So I can't complete a sentence anymore without my girlfriend correcting me.
Dude2: Sounds like she's a real smarty-vag. I don't know if I could handle that...
Dude1: I don't know what it is man. She's a mind ninja or something. I can't resist.
Dude2: She have any friends?

by Bitty3oh3 September 14, 2012

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