Smartassery

Defines the fine art in being a smartass.

When people say or do something stupid I am always on my toes with something full of snarky smartassery.

by SexyMisfit May 25, 2011

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Smartarse

Look up customers. Fucks who have nothing important, contructive or intellegent to say and think that they are smarter than you. Did I mention they are rude?

I hate customers. They are smartarses. They think they know everything. They think they are clever. KILL THEM!

by Trittrott November 7, 2010

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smartasseyness

The act or thought of being a smart ass a person who is annoyingly or obnoxiously cocky.

Seriously though there isn't any smartasseyness intended

by Nagrom389 November 1, 2009

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smartassedness

A word commonly used by estheticians on the west coast, namely Seattle. Often confused with dry, witty and smart-ass behavior.

The boy from Texas was so full of smartassedness in his email, that it made the west coast gal scream out loud in laughter.

by ChiTown JOhn September 8, 2011

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Smartarded

Being in two places at once while being watched by pc supervision.

P1: How did I see you at the school and online publishing at the same time?

P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.

P1: How did you know what should be published.

P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.

P1: Your a tard

P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.

by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010

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