spangled

off ya ed wiv drugs n dat

tekin couple ov pills n beer

by laura n kerry 05 September 25, 2005

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

Spangled

When your absolutely fucked on drugs and acting like a retard.

1 - "I'm spangled as fuck"
2. - "That last pip spangled the fuck out of me"

by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015

Spangled

The sexual fetish of being spanked and strangled at the same time.

My girl is really into being spangled during sex.

by Lululu12 March 7, 2017

smangeled

An Austrailian word which describes the act of getting completely wasted. Black out, vomit, random sexual encounters are all a part of getting smangeled.

Tonight boys, were gettin fuckin smangeled.

by Sean Dooley January 7, 2009

Stangled

Being caught unaware, cheated, double delt, stabbed in the back.

"He thought he had the promotion in the bag until he was Stangled by the boss's nephew."

by akumal1 March 12, 2010

Star-Spangled Bomber

The beautiful art of completely screwing up while singing the American National Anthem. Often comes with making up lines, awkward pauses and other embarrasing moments, usually caught on live T.V.

Did you see Christinia Agularia pull a total Star-Spangled Bomber during the Superbowl Sunday night?

by Termanitor February 25, 2011