grenade lobbing sluts

In the video game Call of Duty World at War The Japanese are constantly throwing grenades to the point you may have a full ring of grenade indicators around you. At this point you have earned the right to call them "grenade lobbing sluts" especially if you are playing on veteran difficulty.

I just started the mission "blowtorch and corkscrew" on veteran difficulty when suddenly a wild pack of grenade lobbing sluts appeared. I suddenly realized there were grenades encircling me causing me to be blown up from multiple directions.

by dreichert December 5, 2011

Slutmonster

This chick is an all-out flithy skank. One could definitely score a rim job off this little number. Good for a quick game of hide the salami as long as you double wrap it.

Horn: "Oh man, that chick looks like she would totally let me donkey punch her... what a slutmonster!"

by Red Freeman August 28, 2004

sluthood

the time in one's life when they are a slut/ their slutness is at its peak. Often coincides with peak inseurity.

In my sluthood I once posted a myspace picture with my boobs half out and gave a guy a blowjob on the second date.

by funckify July 16, 2006

Slutosaurus Rex

The largest land penivore of all time. Preys on all types of penises, regardless of shape or size. While larger penises such as the BBC (Big Black Cock) are a difficult prey to take down, the Slutosaurus Rex swallows them with ease; sometimes consuming as much as 4-5 per night to satisfy its massive appetite.

Tyrone: Damn!!! Dat slutosaurus rex swallowed my 9-incher whole!

by gmanator October 14, 2011

Slutro

A combination of slut and metro, a slutro is a person of low IQ and is often labelled as 'popular' through lack of a more appropriate word. We have now found one. Slutro's often wear too much make-up and their skin is generally orange in color.

'Omg, that slutro's triggers are blinding my eyes!'

by Loobergs August 17, 2008

Slutconscious

Pronounced Slut.con.scious (adjetive)
Sluttiness existing in the mind but not immediately available to consciousness <a slutconscious motive>
- slut·con·scious·ly adverb
- slut·con·scious·ness noun

Tina had a man but in her slutconscious she wanted to suck Dante's dick.

by Soulebrity September 29, 2011

Apple Store Sluts

Junior High School chicks that hang around the Apple store 24/7 taking hideous pictures of themselves with the "hot effects" that Apple PhotoBooth has to offer (17 ugly-ass effects). I guess they aren't really sluts, but its hard to tell what it is they want, hanging around a place looking hot all the time. Often times these girls will take hundreds of pictures just to get that "perfect one" for their MySpace. Also, when they sign in to MySpace to upload that hot-ass picture, they almost always forget to sign out. This makes it very easy to ruin their life, because as you know, each teenage girl has put her entire soul and power into her myspace, a bit like Sauron and The One Ring.

Apple Store Sluts:

Becky: OH. EM. GEE. Julianna, I simply HAVE to put this one on my MySpace, oh it's so perfect.

Julianna: Oh totally, we should take some more, maybe using some more of these rad filters.

Karen: Yeah guys we can't stop now, I still have 7 empty slots in my MySpace pictures section!

(The lame bitches upload their pictures, and then leave the store. Yet they are so naive, the forget to sign off. I enter the door, go on their MySpaces, delete everything, leave awful comments, delete some pictures, and my work is done. I have cast the ring into the fires of mount doom whence it came.)

by calhopkins December 17, 2006