A three-worded command, 'Shut your fan off' all rolled into one to make it easier to say while walking down the hall past bedrooms of a house. It's a command our landlord uses at an attempt to save $0.25 on her monthly electric bill, to prevent us from using our fans. This usually happens on a 95+ degree day when there's no air conditioning or breeze to offer relief.
Landlord: "Shutchyafanoff!"
Me: "Aw, come on, its so hot! I'm absolutely roasting in here!
Landlord: "Tough! In my day we didn't have fans, as electricity hadn't been invented yet!"
Me: "This isn't fair!"
Me: "Aw, come on, its so hot! I'm absolutely roasting in here!
Landlord: "Tough! In my day we didn't have fans, as electricity hadn't been invented yet!"
Me: "This isn't fair!"
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This girl slept with every guy in our school, their dads, AND their moms. She was such a *slutwhore*
by Lisa March 13, 2003
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Get the shutcho mug.A shirt that a slutty girl wears (and wears it more than most of her other sluttly shirts) and is the sluttiest shirt she owns. It could be low cut, see through, spaghetti straps, tube top etc.
It is also the sluts "signature" shirt. So if you see a slut, and your not sure its her, you'll know because its her slutshirt.
It is also the sluts "signature" shirt. So if you see a slut, and your not sure its her, you'll know because its her slutshirt.
"Hey Mikey, theres that hott chick Summer rockin' that shirt she always wears a lot."
"Jim, thats her slutshirt! It makes her tits jiggle to where we can see!"
or
"Hey Cindy, you wear that shirt alot! its super slutty! Stop wearing it!"
"No fucking way! Its my slutshirt!"
"Jim, thats her slutshirt! It makes her tits jiggle to where we can see!"
or
"Hey Cindy, you wear that shirt alot! its super slutty! Stop wearing it!"
"No fucking way! Its my slutshirt!"
by summerbabybikinigirl November 12, 2009
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Person 1: hey man how are I?
Person 1: u*
Person 2: SWUTCHED!
Person 1: Did I get what I sent you?
Person 2: What? Are you drunk or something?
Person 1: Oh sorry, I swutched myself.
Person 1: u*
Person 2: SWUTCHED!
Person 1: Did I get what I sent you?
Person 2: What? Are you drunk or something?
Person 1: Oh sorry, I swutched myself.
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2. a way to describe an intense sexual experience, especially during the holidays
3. sex in the hardest of forms, in which the bitch feels that she is literally being split in two
2. a way to describe an intense sexual experience, especially during the holidays
3. sex in the hardest of forms, in which the bitch feels that she is literally being split in two
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"Dude its totally fine, I slutcrackered your sister last night."
"Really man, what the fuck..."
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