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Slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist 

When you’re getting a blowjob and your girl decides to slobber all over your knob while moving her hands in opposite directions all the while you have your hand mixed in her hair and you can’t help but lay there like a blubbering seal.

WARNING: This will give her the pants in the relationship
Man Sarah gave me that slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist last night, and I can look her in the eyes anymore.

slurpy burpy 

similar to a queef (vaginal fart), but man first must cum inside vagina, then blow small amount of air into vagina, slight pressure applied over pubic area, then BURPY!!, it is a slurpy burpy if cum gets sprayed out
i got a slurpy burpy to the face when i went down on my lady friend after nutting in her pussy
slurpy burpy by sloppy slurper April 19, 2009

Slurpy Indian 

Derogatory term used to distinguish between Native Americans and immigrants from the Asian subcontinent of India. Refers to the stereotype that people from India work at 7/11.
Guy 1: I met an Indian the other day.
Guy 2: Slurpy Indian or Casino Indian?
Slurpy Indian by rivalarrival October 22, 2008

slurpy machine 

It's a tool of the devil.
slurpy machine by me September 27, 2003

Slurpy Swamp

A type of oral sex in which a person licks the vagina of a person who has not cleaned it in several days. The vagina has to be secreting some type of discharge or liquid on top of already being aroused.
My girlfriend is preparing for a slurpy swamp this Friday.
Slurpy Swamp by hxxule October 17, 2019

Slurpy Swamp

When a girl gives you head, and then you proceed to give her anal
That bitch thought she was giving me head. Then, I told her to turn around, and I gave her that slurpy swamp
Slurpy Swamp by Cash and Bailey December 23, 2019