Slapdick

A "slapdick" is simply that guy or that girl, who thinks he/she is all that. Some dude walks in a party with a fake tan, popped collar and acts like they know everything about everything, yet not one person there cares what they have to say, gives them attention or wants them there.

"Yo who brought that slapdick to the party?"
"What a slapdick"

by BNMA March 19, 2010

slapdick

A pain in the ass. Lazy SOB. Who depends on GPS to get around and Makes most Mentally Retarded people seem normal.

Dana Nichlos , Joe Bob

Joe-Bob is such a fucking slapdick

by T Dizzle Boi July 24, 2007

slapdick

game played for fun by homosexual or heterosexual males. Game usually begins by slapping the other players dick when they least expect it. Famous moves include grab and roll or pinch and twist.

My balls were bruised during slapdick.

by Toke1 April 27, 2006

slapdick

Noun - A gay comedy. The word is a play on "slapstick" comedy.

"Tom Cruise auditoned for Will & Grace but his talents were surprisingly not suited to slapdick comedy."

by CCH April 17, 2006

SLAPDICK

A bitch or a person whom like dick and slaps it to make it hard

Come here daddy so i can slap your dick and make it hard your my lil slapdick

by Keyun July 2, 2018

Slapdick

This word describes a male penis that is limp or has failed to become errect. The term is derived from the South African word, slap chips, which is basically fries.
Pronunciation: sl-u-p dick

Ew it was so embaressing, we couldn't have sex cause I had a slapdick.

by Avanzylbitch January 7, 2019

slipdick

A term for someone of loveable annoyance. Pleasantly sounding when spoken it's roll off the tongue often adds to the jovial nature of the word. Not malicious in use, mainly a jokey insult...

Bob: So when you coming over tonight so we can watch the game?

Jeff: Oh yeah I'm going miss that, sorry

Bob: What the fuck! You said you could like 5 minutes ago?

Jeff: Meh

Bob: Aww, you slipdick...

by Adam-ington Kirk-ington June 18, 2011