by Jamie Pheloney April 09, 2005
A Captain Slock Is when you pretend you are going to stick your penis into a womans mouth and instead dick slap them real fucking hard
Dude:"i gave my girlfriend a Captain Slock yesterday all you heard was that loudass smack"
Dude's Friend: "What did she do?"
Dude: "She tried to slap me with her vagina flaps"
Dude's Friend: "What did she do?"
Dude: "She tried to slap me with her vagina flaps"
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