spackered

So wasted on alcohol or drugs that you are functioning at the level of that of a spacker

My god you were so fucking spackered last night.

by markymoo72 December 15, 2008

Hurt Lockered

1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.

2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.

3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.

4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.

I got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my IP address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!

I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.

I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.

by richardslinger September 10, 2010

stonkered

To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.

e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."

e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."

by JT and TJ October 4, 2006

snickered

Being under the influence of alcohol.

Breaking the lock off Pop's liquor cabinet and taking a few swigs, off the record, of course.

by Dan Starr July 6, 2005

snuckered

When a person unknowingly screws you over.

When you go to the grocery store and leave with more change than you should have. The clerk doesnt know and you dont find out until later, but once you do find out you dont make any attempt to return the excess amount of change. The store has now been (snuckered) by you.

by MonieShivers March 13, 2008

snickered

The act of being cornered by someone who just won't shut up, thereby preventing you from going anywhere for a while.

Damn, Tom is talking John's ear off again. John is so snickered!

by guiness2 October 16, 2010

Slocked

The term for when something goes completely FUBAR in relation to a blockchain smart contract, resulting in destruction of everything in sight. The classic example is the first ever slocking: when the Ethereum DAO smart contract was hacked and wrecked havoc in the smart contract space for months on end.

Damn, did you see that crappy smart contract Billy wrote? He left a bug in that allowed a Russian hacker to drain his kid's college fund - dude got absolutely slocked, it was painful to watch.

by Daniel Buchner July 27, 2016