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slizzard

When two girls are scissoring and a dude tries to get in on it.
Dude last night my girlfriend wanted us to have a threesome with this other really hot chick, but when we got home they scissored the whole time and I just spent the whole night tryin to slizzor in on that shit. Damn, I was so down to get slizzard.
by sadpython696 October 16, 2010
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being intoxicated by promethazine codeine syrup, also known as sizzurp.
I was chillen and sipping on some sizzurp watching the football game and before I knew I was txtin my boy to get slizzard with me like a g6.
by impeach46 November 15, 2010
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What you get when you super glue a snake and a lizard together. Most likely resulting in the death of the lizard, unless the lizard is glued near the head of the snake. Don't try this at home (its better to do outside).
I duct taped a snake and a lizard together to make a slizzard.

To make a slizzard you have to superglue them, what you made is a sducklizzard.

Wait, isnt that when you glue a snake, duck, and lizard together?"

No that's a snuckizzard. You retard
by mishae October 23, 2010
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Unkown, but typically can refer to a state of intoxication so drunk that you can't form sentences and start making up words. Then it can mean just about anything. Can be shortened to slized if also high.
Getting slizzard like a g6.

That drink got me so slizzard.

Yo, Mr. Gregory I got so slizzard off your test.

I slized your mom

You dude I got slizzard, and then also slized.
by Iamtheother January 15, 2011
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When a straight girl gets so drunk she turns into a lesbian.
Mandy got so "slizzard" she made out with every chick.
by Mamalicabubuday September 3, 2013
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An inebriated state brought on by alcoholic slushies or other blended iced drinks.
We were totally slizzard last night at the movie theater. Thank god for whoever invented mini bottles of vodka.
by Clara Flaudenhosen October 27, 2010
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when a person is both drunk and high
That guy who passed out it so slizzard!
by myguitar March 6, 2011
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