A sneaky assh0le that'll do anything for his own benefits while covering up his tracks and showing that ingenuine smile of brightness
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The act of sticking your freshly jizzed penis in an electrical outlet for pleasure and causing a memorable taze to the dick
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I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.
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Ugh! Did you see that kid licking the green slimy eleven out from under his nose? His mom and dad need to get a tissue and clean him up!
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Girl 1: Hey, have you claimed that boy as yours yet?
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