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skritches

The act of scratching a pet in a quick motion by making a opening and closing claw motion. Like scratching/itching at the same time.
Hey kitty, want some skritches?
by Dmanusos March 1, 2018
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Scratcher

1. bed, a place to sleep and have a wee fly scratch of various body parts
2.An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo
3. A loose woman/man. A person who is sexually active. this refers to the fact they might have an s.t.d. that causes you to scratch yourself
4. A lazy person who does not have a clue. Refering to the fact that they are that dumb and lazy that they just stand there scratching their heads
5. Normally refered to a bitchy girl who might scratch in a fight
1. See ya all later I'm off to ma scratcher
2. That doughball in the tatoo shop is a right scratcher
3. See that wee cow I went home with last night i think she's a right wee scratcher
4. That Stephen never got that wall built today! yeh he's right scratcher
5. Watch out for that Angie she's a right scatcher
by Sukma June 27, 2007
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Shitcher scale

The number scale that rates the magnitude of the poop that one took. Much like the Richter Scale, 1.0 being weak and 10 being EPIC.
Man I just blew up that bathroom! That's gotta be a 8.4 on the Shitcher scale!
by Cockmcgee May 21, 2009
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Sketchers

Yo are you wearing you're sketchers because you're acting realll sketchy
by Goose716 February 27, 2018
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Skincher

To have extra skin on one’s body for mammal, reptilian beings. Can be used as slur for funsies.
You dirty skincher you have extra skin on your palm.
by wat is da dog doin September 27, 2023
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african booty scratcher

a rude and disrespectful term to describe black africans, some even used on black people who aren’t even african at all.
*sits alone at lunch table*
random person: “YOO LOOK AT THAT AFRICAN BOOTY SCRATCHER 🤣”
by ssamia April 17, 2021
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Scrotum Scratcher

by Erick North March 10, 2003
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