spouse without benefits

noun: a heterosexual companion of the opposite sex with whom one spends a great deal of time and shares a deep level of comfort but has no intimate relations. Usually both members in a without benefits union are single. The relationship is also often characterized by sarcasm and other behaviors typical to a married couple who have been together many years.

I can't find a date to bring to the BBQ, so I will bring my spouse without benefits.

by Amber K. June 15, 2008

skused

Driving worse than someone who is blind

Drunk drivers are practically same as skused drivers

Mike's driving is skused. He almost hit a house and parked in the front yard.

by 885clinton springs August 26, 2017

House Spouse

Basically is the same thing as a house wife or stay-at-home-mom, but not gender specific. It is the person in a married couple who stays at home while the other works, cleans, cooks, and looks after children. Also, it rhymes. How cool is that?

I just hope I end up being the house spouse.

by Mormon Geek July 20, 2014

greek scouse

A nickname for the greek player who plays the ‘left-back’ position as good as the best left back in the world, the scouse, Andrew Robertson.

This new player Tsimikas knows how to ball, he’s our Greek Scouse!!

by Beedo132 August 24, 2021

scouse

Scouse - a stew derived from a dish introduced to Liverpool by Norwegian sailors known as lob scouse.

Scouse - the local Liverpool dialect.

Scouser - a term originally applied to Liverpool sailors, due to thier habit of eating scouse, but subsequently applied to liverpudlians in general.

Scouse - the local Liverpool dialect. A mixture of lancashire, welsh & irish influences resulting in a unique and instantly recognisable accent. The accent developed after 1847 when the Irish famine led to a doubling of the local population, and left liverpool with a unique Irish heritage. Liverpool is the only mainland British city to elect an irish nationaist MP.

by Tommy w November 1, 2005

scouse house

Form Of House Music...

Unbelievely Bouncy

You Know That You Like IT!!!

3beat.co.uk soucsemp3s.co.uk

lee butler, lil john

by Ross January 31, 2003

Office Spouse

A person at the office that one shares all the trials and tribulations of the job and outside personal life with--also rumors, gossip, etc.-- on an emotional level. The first one someone runs to when something big happens in thier personal life or at the firm. An emotional relationship, but not a physical, sexual one. Relationship is confined to the workplace--if it goes beyond that, it is more than an office spouse.

It must have been something big, because after the meeting she went straight to Malcom, her office spouse.

by Dr. Foo March 23, 2010