Verb. To dialog and ambulate simultaneously. Reference to Aaron Sorkin's West Wing, which employed the "walk and talk" heavily.
by blood ogre July 7, 2009
Get the sorkin mug.n. An animorphic sex act requiring inhuman flexibility in which a man and a woman heighten their sexual euphoria by imitating the actions of a sexy scorpion. The woman lies supine on a bed with her legs hanging off of the side below the knees. Once this position is assumed, the man performs cunnilingus. Imitating the scorpion's claws, the man grips and pinches the breasts with his hands. At the exact moment before the woman climaxes, the man swings one of his legs back, up and over his head, thusly kicking the woman in the face, increasing the intensity of her orgasm.
Male Russian Gymnast: Oh, Svetlana, I'm so overjoyed that we have won yet another Olympic gold for the Soviet gymnastics team.
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: Shall we celebrate? Mayhaps by engaging in some rousing, difficult and animalistic sexual activity?
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: The (Sexy) Skorpion, perchance?
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: Good. For the motherland!
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: Shall we celebrate? Mayhaps by engaging in some rousing, difficult and animalistic sexual activity?
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: The (Sexy) Skorpion, perchance?
Female Russian Gymnast: Da.
Male Russian Gymnast: Good. For the motherland!
by Comrade Molotov December 7, 2009
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Get the Smorking mug.1. Of or pertaining to the culture of a skort.
2. A celebration of the skort, with business up front and comfort in the back.
3. A strange obsession with the skirt/short mix known as the skort.
2. A celebration of the skort, with business up front and comfort in the back.
3. A strange obsession with the skirt/short mix known as the skort.
We celebrated our skorticulture skills at Friday dinner by wearing skorts and speaking of the benefits of a multi-faceted garment.
by Nora Haley September 22, 2006
Get the skorticulture mug.A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.
Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it.
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.
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George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.
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by psthebirdbites January 11, 2012
Get the Sporking mug.An phenomenon that occurs when a man and a woman are spooning, and the man gets an erection. Often leads to either anal sex, or a restraining order, or in rare cases, both.
Kimberly: I thought we were just spooning, but then I felt something hard between my ass cheeks and realized we were sporking.
Jessica: Cool.
Jessica: Cool.
by quockmacs December 22, 2009
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