skonf

1. (n) A video and/or VOIP conference using the Skype protocol/network
2. (v) To establish or engage in a video or VOIP conference using the Skype protocol/network

Ex. 1 - Join the skonf, man! Everyone's doing it!!
Ex. 2 - No thanks, I don't really want to skonf right now.

by skrateup November 5, 2010

skolgun

open a beer as though you are to shotgun it then take two sips of said beer and refill using cheap vodka (ie Skol) then shotgun as usual. 3 drinks down in 3 seconds

Person 1: Yo you wanna shotgun a beer to pregame this party?
Person 2: Why shotgun when you can Skolgun?
Person 3: 3 down in 3 seconds!
All: Yeah!

by fantastiksports March 1, 2011

SOLFNS

Shit Out Of Luck For Not Studying.

Often written as a red herring definition by crafty college professors on Final Exam Reviews to troll unwitting students.

Define the Following -

1. Mass Media
2. Media Convergence
3. SOLFNS
4. FOIA
5. FCC

by KingofDisco December 1, 2011

SKOFI

Acronym for Some Kind Of Fucking Idiot

That politician is most certainly SKOFI!!

by The Moonlighter March 16, 2021

solf

an internet god.
AKA 'Uncle Solf'

to be cool beyond words.

named for 'Solf' of The Lost Order of Akalabeth.

Solf is an internet god.

I wish I were like Solf.

by Jenna Jameson May 19, 2004

Skelf

When you get a wee piece of wood stuck in you hand that just won't budge. It is that fucking irratating that you end up chewing your hand off!

Another term fora splinter except a skelf is 10 times worse!

by Scottish Kaz October 20, 2003

skola

A place in Sweden where they give you crippling depression.

Do you want to go to the skola?

Hell nah, that place gives me crippling depression!

by Wunderbaum February 25, 2020