skronky

Skronky is a combination of skeevy, skeazy, and raunchy. When you've been at a rave for twelve hours and you find your pant legs have become saturated with a substance all the way up to the knees, that substance is skronky. This one kind of skronky substance, also called "raver gravy", often contains toxic goo from broken glowsticks, dust and dirt from warehouse floors, raver vomit, sparkly glitter and confetti raver trash, plastic from broken braclets and necklaces, crackwhore saliva, blood, condensation from dripping pipes above, and raw unfiltered cancer.

I was camping in the Bay and when I passed out in an old fire pit my friends gave me a shopping bag full of dirt to use as a pillow and I didn't realize what it was until morning and now I feel skronky.

Kat and Jarrod spitting phlegm on each other is too skronky for me to watch.

by emdashed May 13, 2004

Skonka

whore, slut, bitch, skank

"Dude! That girls right there is a skonka!"

by somerandomperson876 October 19, 2011

skonked

1. Marijuana Intoxication, also see:
high stoned blazed hammered

"I've smoked too many bifters and i'm skonked!"

by Fuzzt February 16, 2004

Splonking

Walking around with no specific purpose. Often used as a time-killer.

Person: So what's up?
Splonk: Not much, just splonking for a while.

by Franz Fratelli February 18, 2015

shlonk face

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head

omg that man is such a "shlonk face"

by billy gouche October 22, 2008

slonkpiper

The act of lubing up the tail pipe of a motorized vehicle and maneuvering oneself in the position to have sexual intercourse via tail pipe. Often this act is scorned upon and rarely executed, but when done, can be a very enjoyable and kinky experience. Best if done when said vehicle is of high class. Also, if tail pipe is large enough, two partners can double penetrate the tail pipe. Known as slonkpiping.

A) Hey! You want to go slonkpiping with me?
B) Yeah sure. I love stuffing my rod in vehicle assholes!

A) I heard Ted is a slonkpiper.
B) Gross! I can't believe i let him stick it in me.

by FlyingTango November 2, 2009

skonkered

The art of getting absolutely blind drunk. Also see, wasted. Also see, smashed.

"Omg did you see Mitchell last night? He got absolutely skonkered!"

by skonkered_slut69 April 27, 2017