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Snitches get stitches

First coined by our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Said to Judas to let him know he will be punished for being a tattletale
Jesus said unto them:
Snitches get stitches
by MD Jorge May 17, 2018
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Stitches

Snitch: Why'd you just tear open my asshole?
Everyone: Snitches get stitches motherfucker.
by Morty Mc Saucy December 19, 2018
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snitches and grows

a more appropriate way to say 'bitches and hoes!' in the presence of small children, old people, and or parents.
I have two midterms on Tuesday and haven't studied for them. Snitches and grows!
by breffy October 13, 2010
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If you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars

¨If you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨ is said when a person is going to fight another and is not afraid.
¨Hey puto you think you´re tough?, IF you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨
by DownerWee January 17, 2009
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Snitches get bitches

Contrary to popular belief, snitches accumulate massive amounts of bitches due to their never ending thirst for delivering justice.
Chad: after I reported the serial killer to the police bitches surrounded me

Snitches get bitches
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Snitches are bitches

If you are a snitch, you must be a bitch.
Mob hitman #1: Why'd you kill him?

Mob hitman #2: Snitches are bitches.
by BillBoBobJimJoe May 7, 2012
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snitches get stitches

A threat made when a punk ass tells the cop where your homie be stayin.
Marlon: "Yo dog, I had to tell the po-pos
where Jackie was stayin."
Kenn: "Snitches get stitches!"
by JackKennHanson January 18, 2009
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