Get the sisoinoconaclovociliscipocsorcimartluonomuenp mug.Kindest man you can get. Sfiso is loyal and even when everyone is sad, he brings optimism to the room.
by Grayashmonstr January 21, 2018
Get the sfiso mug.When a man gets up in the morning to urinate after a night of sexual intercourse or masturbation and the urine goes opposite ways not hitting the toilet bowl but the wall, floor, or trash can.
Kurt Warner: Dude, when I used the John, I had a pair of "Pee Skis" !!(Throws touch down.)
Gary Busey: Go clean it up you fuckin' asshole !! And quit whackin' off in my house !!
Gary Busey: Go clean it up you fuckin' asshole !! And quit whackin' off in my house !!
by Shaners iroc April 22, 2010
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Gary Barlow + Michael Buble = me skishing everywhere
Ere she just skished all over
Owauy, that Teesside minge king just skished
Ere she just skished all over
Owauy, that Teesside minge king just skished
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Someone who skips class his or herself, but then chastises you for doing it in a hypocritical manner.
Someone who skips class his or herself, but then chastises you for doing it in a hypocritical manner.
Ashley: Why didn't you go to class today? Slacker.
Brett: I was up all night, nurturing my newborn son. What did I miss?
Ashley: Grow up Brett, get the notes from someone else. I can't stand lazy people.
(Enters John)
John: Hey Ashley! Hi Brett! Why weren't you guys in class today?
Ashley:.....
Brett: Wait... Ashley wasn't there either?! YOU SKIPOCRITE!
(Ashley runs away, crying).
Brett: I was up all night, nurturing my newborn son. What did I miss?
Ashley: Grow up Brett, get the notes from someone else. I can't stand lazy people.
(Enters John)
John: Hey Ashley! Hi Brett! Why weren't you guys in class today?
Ashley:.....
Brett: Wait... Ashley wasn't there either?! YOU SKIPOCRITE!
(Ashley runs away, crying).
by j5thekiznid April 8, 2010
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