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workplace shift-shifter

An employee who is a master at flexing days and shifts to the point that nobody working with them really knows when the person is going to be at work.
I can’t possibly tell you when that workplace shift-shifter will be back into work!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019
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Swifter

A Swiftie wannabe, who obviously does not know a lot about Taylor. Has heard of songs like "I Knew You Were Trouble." And "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" but most likely never heard of songs like "All Too Well" or "I Almost Do". Will go around telling people they are Swifters. Annoying. Similar to Directionators
"Hi Taylor! I'm your biggest fan-I'm a Swifter!"
by Swift_Styles13 March 9, 2013
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skintervention

noun. The act of taking measures to heal a very troubled skin condition such as bad acne, eczema, psoriasis, rosacea, etc. Trying anything you can to achieve healthy, smooth, irritation-free skin.
She was so embarrassed and fed up with her acne covered face. She'd tried everything she could find at the drug store and all the products advertised in TV infomercials but nothing worked. Finally, she decided it was time to see a specialist for a skintervention.
by diamondgirl16 October 16, 2012
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skister

humanity's bane. comprises of a skister and a magikal dragon goat which identifies as a toaster :3
'have you heard of the skisters?! heard they eliminated yet another country with their ak-47 grenadiers-'
by cakeface November 19, 2021
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Swifterbal

Broodje bal met extra veel saus
Ik wil graag een Swifterbal.
by DylanoSwifter December 14, 2022
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Swedish Shifter

In Sweden it is required to learn and test out in a manual transmission car for your license. So Swedes are quite proficient with handling sticks while driving. To receive pleasure while performing vertical stroking hand to genital contact (hand job) while driving is also referred to as a Swedish Shifter.
Dude Sofie gave me a fucking banging Swedish Shifter. I came for a mile on the highway.
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Snifter

A short stemmed glass used by WASPs to drink whiskey and hipsters to drink beer.
Person 1 - 'This ale should be drunk in a snifter by the fire.'
Person 2 - 'You're no longer my friend.'
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