scuttering fuck

The least amount of fucks it is possible to give, usually used in anger and most certainly not complaintry

New reader: Call in and let us know what you think
Bigoted half wit: *Ill informed rant*
Person: Why should I give a scuttering fuck what some fucking hyped up bigoted half wit thinks about fucking anything

by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret January 31, 2016

Sketting and Jetting

The female version of “ejaculate and evacuate”

I’m seeing josh tonight
Are you thinking about sketting and jetting?

by Lilspideryuh January 17, 2020

keyboard stuttering

Repeatedly attempting to correct a typo during a text chat, but then making the same typo.

Matt: Yo one T, any thoughts about my email this morning?
Mat: Yep, your mum is a slug.
Mat: *slug
Mat: slug
Mat: GAWD! I mean slag. Total keyboard stuttering.
Mat: But seriously, both work.

by WhiteLando October 21, 2013

sputtering willis

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.

Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::

by David Goreman July 11, 2004

earth-shattering

Something very shocking, that takes the ground off of you. Something that is mind blowing.

Some earth-shattering revalations

by vickyloka October 2, 2009

Kettering

A middle class suburban town where everyone under the age of 22 is either a arrogant prick or a wannabe roadman who can only get their hands on lemons but who think they are hard because they know all the words to one Stormzy song.

person;
middle class white teenagers from Kettering; oi bruv, me and my man'dem are the hardest boyz alive. we'll beat you up if you come to my endz
person; oh no i'm to scared to set foot in north Hampshire because the Kettering boyz will get me.

by helpmydadlocksmeinashedatnight April 26, 2019

Sweltering

Unbearable hot weather.

I'm absolutely sweltering in this heat.

by Stanmore August 21, 2008