Skeet Rash

n. Semen that has been allowed to dry on the skin after oral sex or sexual intercourse.

"Oh gross, Dick gave you skeet rash"
"Dude, last night, I gave Ethan's mom skeet rash"
"Dude,when I'm done with her, she's gonna have skeet rash all over her body"

by Sr. Dick November 16, 2003

skeet darts

Skeet darts is a game where at least 2 people participate. One draws a dart board on their face with lipstick. The other masturbates and ejaculates on the other's face. Where ever the cum shots land you tally up your score and allow the next participant to have their turn. repeat until the desired point value crowns a winner.

Flip, Chuck Duece, and Steeds got that bitch so drunk, they played skeet darts on her all night while she was passed out.

by chuck duece July 30, 2010

Skeet Sniping

The art of pulling out of a fuckhole (other than her face) seconds before busting a nut, and without changing positions, the skeet sniper acquires a target quickly and accurately spattering it with jizzum. Beginners tent to aim for the belly button or a nipple. Veteran shooters will target and take out an eye, nostril, specific tooth, the part in her hair, or combinations.

Skeet sniping advanced tactical maneuver:
Skeet sniper: "Ooooh, I'm gonna cum, ooooohhhhhhyyeaaaaaaaaaarraaarrrr!"
Random wench: "gnnaaachalchal" -gasp- "it went in my nose" -cough, cough- "and into my throat" -gag-
Skeet sniper:"BOOM, HEADSHOT!!"

by GoodGoon November 28, 2012

skeet off

To leave quickly; to disperse. Same as "murk off" or "burn off."

"I'mma skeet off, lil nigga come catch me, catch me." - Young Thug

by Thecoolestrodeo July 25, 2016

Street Skeet

The act of running out in traffic and making a masturbatory gesture onto the street as if to release some penis pudding into the path of oncoming cars.

"Dude that Pat kid laid some street skeet right in front of that chick in the Jetta. She even swerved to miss it!"

by winningmormon February 22, 2012

Yeet Yeet De Didly Skeet

An extension of the word yeet, used for more emphasis on showing excitement torwards something, another way to say “yes” or “oh boy”. Basically, the phrase can mean many things. Not to be confused with the term yeet yeet potato skeet or yeet yeet dog treat or DEFINITELY not yeet yeet I beat my meat for those being completely different terms.

Billy: Yo bro ready to go to the park no homo?

Bobby: Yeet Yeet De Didly Skeet!

by YeetMaster666 July 9, 2018

Skeetcocking

Similar to peacocking but instead of using fancy feathers to impress females, exotic cars, watches, and firearms are displayed.

That guy at work with the Ferrari is really skeetcocking to impress the ladys.

by Neogio September 14, 2017