Skeezbucket 

(n) an extremely skeezy person - most often male. A person who shares the combined features of Sketchy (dubious) and sleazy(dirty or vulgar)

I don't care how nice his car is, that skeezbucket wouldn't give me any of his pot and he still wanted a handjob.

Skeezbucket by Sweet Abby September 5, 2010

fat skeeze 

straight fat skeeze, who eats all your foods and leaves with empty wrappers and a full sink, i have no turkeys left after the fat skeeze was here, all i wanted was a sandwich, but the skeeze ate the loaf of bread.

paul: skeeze your fat shutup
fat skeeze: give me your burgers
paul: right your not tight
fat skeeze: can i have some gravy?
paul: can i have a handy?
paul: show me your flops
fat skeeze: give me some deep fried foods.
paul: shutup fat skeeze

fat skeeze by coysesandquayses November 2, 2010

Skeezo 

Something crazier than Trump still being president.

Yo that’s skeezo man!!!!!

Skeezo by Jet Kelly March 14, 2020

Skeezball 

1) An exceptionally filthy person, usually male.

2) Someone who is such a disgusting asshole that it makes you feel slimy just thinking about them.

1) I can smell you from here! Go shower you skeezball!

2) Richard is such a skeezball. Being around him makes me want to vomit.

Skeezball by The Rouge Fox October 4, 2008

skeetrod 

A name for a man's penis, derived from a mispronounciation of a name Skater4life.

Oh man this party tonight better be awesome. I can't wait for some chick to show some interest in my skeetrod.

skeetrod by shiftyclaybob November 15, 2009

Skeezy 

The quality of being sketchy or of dubious origin. A skeezy guy is the kind that you're not quite sure where they came from, but they tend to be the oily, used car salesman types. A skeezy chick shares the dubious origin, and is likely the kind you find passed out at a party or in a bar that when she wakes up, goes home with the nearest guy.

Additionally, objects can be skeezy, especially foods and furniture. Skeezy foods are the kind that could be perfectly safe and just smell funny, or be so old and grotesque that you'll die from eating it. Skeezy furniture is the kind that bums sleep on or is in common areas that people are known to have sex in.

Dude, I wouldn't ask that guy for directions, he looks kinda skeezy.

I totally took home that Brittany chick from our Lit class.
Brittany? That girl is pretty skeezy, you might wanna go get tested.

Man, Anya eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe.

Whoa, I wouldn't sit there, that couch is kinda skeezy.

Skeezy by JossyWheckadoniaca June 22, 2009

skeezoid 

An advanced form of skeezer (a ho).

Look at that dank skeezoid.

skeezoid by The gifted 1. June 12, 2003