skeezer

A skeezer is a skank you can hit up any time to painfully ram any way you'd like

"wuddit do skeezer? you finna come up to my crib to do tha damn thang?"

by Ya boy dweezy aka d moerdyk January 12, 2009

Skeezer Salad

A whore. Must be two or more to be considered a Salad. Otherwise, they are simply a Skeezer.

Group girls walking down the street in a short skirt, tube top and heels, strutting her stuff.
Example: "She's a Skeezer"
Example: "No, its a Skeezer Salad!!!"

by Elizabeth Nelson June 25, 2007

Man Skeezer

1.) A rap album released in the mid 1980's by Hip-hop's first openly gay rappers: MC Booty-B and Homo-D.

2.) Any male who fulfills the requirements for skeezer status. see skeezer for requirements.

1.) "Honestly, we expected Man Skeezer to be a huge success. I mean...it was the 80's, look at how people dressed. You could be 'out of the closet' and nobody would know." - MC Booty-B

2.)
Eric: "I heard she had scabies, but i'd still beat."

Sam: "...Dude, 2 words: Man-Skeezer".

by premiumskeet March 31, 2008

Inanimate Skeezer

One you chaotically with no remorse or a sense of any good morals sexually violates inanimate objects.

1. "Damn the Inanimate Skeezer Tony, now there's jizz inside my CD player"

2. "Daddy can i go down the slide?"
"Sure thing sweetey just wait till the Inanimate Skeezer is done."

by Flash the Ripper January 21, 2008

skeezer

Noun:A woman of highly questionable values.A woman that is not at all desirable,however is used for a one night stand.

Hey lets take Chris and Justin down to the club and try to score them some skeezers

by jonny5000 June 19, 2009

a skeezer

A Female who has a boyfriend but a sex buddy on the side.

G1-"chantell's still with mark but has damien on the side . . get it???"
G2-"DAMN I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS A SKEEZER LIKE THAT???!!!!!"

by delldenise June 11, 2006

skeezer

A Skeezer(not a Skeezo) is a person whom is refered to as a hoe, who wants to have sex for the the pleasure of it, a fat ol' ugly ass bitch, that wants some attenchun, or in short.....a neighborhood hoe, that the whole family could enjoy for just a buck, or two.

"Damn son, you see dat skeezer right thurr? damn boi, A,yo! she's the AIDS virus with legs, dawg! check dat shit out"

by Kriztal Mef December 12, 2004