skypegoat

Using skype as a means of getting out of an activity or as an excuse for failure to perfrom an activity.

Person 1: Hey, can you take out the trash?
Person 2: I can't! Skyping Betsy right now, I'll do it later.
Person 2 (to Betsy): Skypegoat complete.

by Ned's Little Brother December 19, 2014

Scapegoat

The fall guy for the real criminals.

The scapegoat wasn't always going to be around to go to jail for the real criminals. It doesn't have to be 25 to life for it to still cost somebody time they could be doing something else.

by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021

skateboard

The inability to know ones phsysical boundries.

holy shit! Call the ambulance!

by sean February 26, 2005

Skateboard

Something you should do for fun, not for your image!

I love ta skate! (not for my image, cuz no one knows i skate except for my best friend)

by Nicole May 6, 2003

Skateboarders

"God Bless all the skaters that have the balls to skateboard."

A direct quote from a hobo in one of the 411 videos...

Eric Koston: im going to kill myself on this 360 flip to noseblunt down this 10 stair.
Rick Mcrank: at least you have the balls to try it.

by Tyler N. March 19, 2004

skateboarding

The best thing that has ever happened to me. It keeps me from alcohol,drugs,gangs,and any other dumb shit like that.

I will ALWAYS skateboard

by skateman April 29, 2005

skateboard

My definition of skateboarding is it's something that free's your mind from all worries it gives you hope and dreams and goals. It's about the laughter and fun of just chillin with your friends and running from cops and sometimes causeing havic. (Hey if you bail don't let that stop you from doing something. You get back up and you just keep going for it. Cause ill never give up in skateboarding till my legs fall off.)

My hole day in skateboarding is just wake up when ever you feel like it eat then go meet a few friends skate chill skate get something to eat then skate chill run from the pigs and skate then go to sleep about 4 or 5 in the morning.

by Joker April 12, 2004