Wank Skanked

A missed opportunity for sexual intercourse, due to the fact that ejaculation occurred during foreplay.

“I didn’t even get a shag, he cum during foreplay. I got completely wank skanked”

by Carlz.t August 19, 2021

Shit-Skanked

When you approach the bathroom, someone walks in right in front of you, thus leaving you to stand outside and wait disappointed and betrayed.

I was going to the bathroom, and Jason just walked in right in front of me! Fuckin' Shit-skanked!

by Thirotan September 10, 2011

slanted

to go beyond basic intoxication...

"I was wasted but now i'm slanted!"

by Maggie January 21, 2004

skunted

To be in trouble. To earn the wrath of another. To be in the shit.

Man, I was so skunted when my bro found out I stole his weed.

by Kathryn Fleay March 31, 2008

skated

Hockey term. Used when someone is hit, usually in the throat, by the blade of a tripped player's skate.

person 1: Oh my god! That player just got skated!
person 2:Yeah, well, he wasn't on OUR team.

by escapeartist May 18, 2009

slanted definer

noun; an individual who frequently and repeatedly posts definitions on Urban Dictionary that are extremely opinionated and are usually intolerably annoying. They rarely give an accurate or informative definition of the word or term, but are usually nevertheless given high votes due to other users sharing their opinion. Slanted definitions usually include poor grammar, exclamation marks, and emoticons.

Scrubs - zomg totally the bes show evrrrrrrr! XD you all should totally wach it cuz is so funnnyyyyyy but also has good messgessss and stuf!

Scrubs - that show sucks balls and people who like it are queeros

Someone who leaves definitions like this is a slanted definer.

by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010

Slanted

The phase between tipsy and drunk

Friend: “hey bro r u drunk?”
You: “ no bro I’m just slanted”

by SigmaKui February 17, 2018