Stönks

Derived from stonks, stönks is a verb, as well as an adjective and a noun. In that way, it is a very rare and multi purposeful word. When stönks is used as an adjective, it means epic. In verb form, stönks takes in the meaning of fucking. In this form it’s used in the common phrase, “I stonked your mom”. When used as a noun, it is used in the phrase of, “That’s stönks, babey”.

*Doesn’t get waffles*
*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*
That’s stönks babey (noun)

I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.
Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)

Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!
What! How’s that possible?
I stönked your mom (verb)

by Roots 2019 October 17, 2019

Smonks

A man that smiles that looks like a cartoon monkey

Hey Ashton, you look like smonks

by Suresh meow meow July 11, 2022

Stonks

Stonks

hey Nigel you gonna invest in my Stonks

by Nigel cone November 15, 2019

confused stonks

stonks that does a action to to obtain a certain result, but works in a unexpected way giving a weird and different yet still positive result

i sue my self for suicide attempt for 10k and win. confused stonks

by patcat November 11, 2019

Yonks is Stonks

If "Yonks" refers to a period of time, and "Stonks" refers to a quantity of money, we can apply the old saying. Time is money, therefore Yonks is Stonks.

Hurry up, we're on a tight schedule, and Yonks is Stonks!

by fried.rice.guy November 3, 2019

Shonks

To have a shonks is to experience a bad time, akin to having a mare, usually due to a self inflicted mistake. Derivative of shonky, when something is crap in nature.

I was so hungover that I had an absolute shonks and missed my flight.

I've had a total shonks and burnt my pizza.

by LucieG March 11, 2019

sonksack

When somebody is being a lazy bitch and doesn't do anything at all. Also when somebody is being a bitch and a total idiot.

Tom: John's a sonksack! Bitch.

by skskskskin April 9, 2020