scissors

The act of two lesbians rocking back and forth with their vaginas touching one another

Mrs. Garrison performed hot scissors with his lesbian partner all night long

by Scissor me Timbers April 21, 2007

dingleberry scissors

The scissors found in the junk drawer of any kitchen in a developed country. These scissors are used for many tasks, from cutting open bags of cereal to school projects, but their name comes from perhaps their most unpleasant use--cutting the occasional dingleberry off of a family pet.

Help! Mom's trying to cut my hair with the dingleberry scissors again!

by Brent Dax October 9, 2004

Rock Paper Scissors

1. A very pointless, unnecessary, and painful game: On a table are: a Large Rock (3+ pounds), New Extra-Coarse Sandpaper, and a large pair of Sharp Scissors. The game:

A Group of males sit around the table and masturbate in unison. "Rock...Paper...Scissors" is called out loud uniform to three pumps. At the end of the third pump a Rock, paper, or scissors hand gesture is made by each male, they must all be the same gesture in order to what gesture was made last 3 pumps (order rock, paper, scissors). If at anytime during the game a player uses a wrong hand gesture, that player loses and whatever hand gesture he used, he must use that object to harm his penis. If you ejaculate at any time during the game, you are disqualified. The object of the game is to last longer than any other player. You have to have good memory, or be a very early skeeter to play this game, or else you will leave with either a very deformed penis, or no penis at all. This game is much more unnecessary than soggy waffle.

If you lose: Either you will have to drop the huge rock directly on your penis. Or you will have to wrap Coarse sandpaper around it and masturbate with it. Or you will have to cut your meat off with the scissors.
(In the showers)
Frank: "Jimbo, what the hell happened to your penis? it looks like a dying slim jim!!!?"
Jimbo: "I played a game of Rock Paper Scissors...needless to say, I lost, got the sandpaper..."

by David Skeet Jr. May 1, 2008

Strip Rock, Paper, Scissors

Best game ever. Period.

We played a quick game of strip rock, paper, scissors, and before we knew it, we were completely nekkid.

by jackerman October 16, 2008

Rock Paper Scissors

Perhaps one of the most ancient and widely respected games of all time that can be used in making any decision or just for good old fashoned entertainment.

(Kids playing a pickup game of football)
-I get to pick first
-No, I get to pick first!
-There's only one way to settle this!
Rock Paper Scissors

by Spencer Durham (FOOSBALL) December 18, 2008

scissors

Lesbian sex. When two women put their pussies together to form a scissor like shape.

Oh, Katie, lets scissor tonight. Don't use a strap on dildo or that would feel like I was fucking a man. I don't like penises. I am a lesbian for a reason.

Mm scissors...

by Mable April 22, 2007

Scissors

The one of three possible choices you can make while playing RPS (Rock, Paper, Scissors). This choice is used to destroy is natural enemy, paper. But this choice is very vulnerable to rock... But we don't talk about rock...

John and Steven together: "Rock, Paper, Scissors, AND, SHOOT!"
Steven: *Chooses Paper*
John: *Chooses Scissors*
John: "HA YES! I won!"
Steven (sore loser): "Shut up"

by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020