Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!
Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.
Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!
Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.
Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!
by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010
Get the Shrewd simian mug.Having so little in your life that you decide to end it all by buying The Sims 3 and playing until you waste away.
Giving your life over to a big brother type voyeuristic game with the knowledge that the more of a life you try to give the game, the less of a life you will have.
Giving your life over to a big brother type voyeuristic game with the knowledge that the more of a life you try to give the game, the less of a life you will have.
by Roxy Firestorm June 12, 2009
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Leck sibbi is the german national anthem
The text goes : “Sie sagte „Fick bitte meine dicken Silikontitten
Spritz bitte auf meine Botoxlippen“
Chanel-Coco-Brille, ihr Schal war von Louis
Ihre rosane Pussie, beschmier ich mit Kokain
Go with me, auch wenn ich kein Geld habe
Erst ficken, tralala, dann klau ich die EC-Karte.....”
Thats it :)
The text goes : “Sie sagte „Fick bitte meine dicken Silikontitten
Spritz bitte auf meine Botoxlippen“
Chanel-Coco-Brille, ihr Schal war von Louis
Ihre rosane Pussie, beschmier ich mit Kokain
Go with me, auch wenn ich kein Geld habe
Erst ficken, tralala, dann klau ich die EC-Karte.....”
Thats it :)
by SWAGSEXYBABY April 9, 2021
Get the Leck sibbi mug.A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.
by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004
Get the Simian Servant mug.The Simba is done by completing the following steps:
1. Guy cums on girls face (must get some on forehead...it is essential)
2. Guy reaches out and smears the cum across said girls forehead while saying SIIIIIIMMMMMMBBBBBAAAAAA in a long, drawn out manner.
As you can easily tell this is a favorite of many, many girls...especially those girls known as cum sluts, chicken heads, etc.
(Bonus points if you dress in a Rafiki costume while doing this.)
1. Guy cums on girls face (must get some on forehead...it is essential)
2. Guy reaches out and smears the cum across said girls forehead while saying SIIIIIIMMMMMMBBBBBAAAAAA in a long, drawn out manner.
As you can easily tell this is a favorite of many, many girls...especially those girls known as cum sluts, chicken heads, etc.
(Bonus points if you dress in a Rafiki costume while doing this.)
Kim and George were having sex in the bathroom stall when George thought it would be funny to pull the Simba.
by asshole frat guy November 23, 2007
Get the The Simba mug.a more politically correct to refer to a "sand monkey" or an individual of middle eastern descent or terrorist.
It comes from the root words: Simian, Relating to, characteristic of, or resembling an ape or a monkey; and Silicus, a made up word that you can say is the latin definition of sand.
It comes from the root words: Simian, Relating to, characteristic of, or resembling an ape or a monkey; and Silicus, a made up word that you can say is the latin definition of sand.
instead of calling someone a camel jockey call them simian silicus instead. It sounds more polite and they probably won't know that you're making fun of them.
by JasonS November 21, 2005
Get the simian silicus mug.Sibina is the name of a girl who is very beautiful but also strong at the same time - not only strong physically but also strong minded. She is great to be friends with and also cooks the most mouthgasming food in the world. She is easy to fall in love with.
by Happynuff3 August 27, 2012
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