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Shrewd simian

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.
Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!
by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010
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simicide

Having so little in your life that you decide to end it all by buying The Sims 3 and playing until you waste away.

Giving your life over to a big brother type voyeuristic game with the knowledge that the more of a life you try to give the game, the less of a life you will have.
I was so bored with my life i decided to commit simicide, but my graphics card wasn't good enough.
by Roxy Firestorm June 12, 2009
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Leck sibbi

Leck sibbi is the german national anthem

The text goes : “Sie sagte „Fick bitte meine dicken Silikontitten
Spritz bitte auf meine Botoxlippen“
Chanel-Coco-Brille, ihr Schal war von Louis
Ihre rosane Pussie, beschmier ich mit Kokain
Go with me, auch wenn ich kein Geld habe
Erst ficken, tralala, dann klau ich die EC-Karte.....”

Thats it :)
ugly whore : hey whats the german national anthem?
sexy baby : its leck sibbi
by SWAGSEXYBABY April 9, 2021
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Simian Servant

A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.
by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004
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The Simba

The Simba is done by completing the following steps:

1. Guy cums on girls face (must get some on forehead...it is essential)
2. Guy reaches out and smears the cum across said girls forehead while saying SIIIIIIMMMMMMBBBBBAAAAAA in a long, drawn out manner.

As you can easily tell this is a favorite of many, many girls...especially those girls known as cum sluts, chicken heads, etc.

(Bonus points if you dress in a Rafiki costume while doing this.)
Kim and George were having sex in the bathroom stall when George thought it would be funny to pull the Simba.
by asshole frat guy November 23, 2007
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simian silicus

a more politically correct to refer to a "sand monkey" or an individual of middle eastern descent or terrorist.
It comes from the root words: Simian, Relating to, characteristic of, or resembling an ape or a monkey; and Silicus, a made up word that you can say is the latin definition of sand.
instead of calling someone a camel jockey call them simian silicus instead. It sounds more polite and they probably won't know that you're making fun of them.
by JasonS November 21, 2005
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Sibina

Sibina is the name of a girl who is very beautiful but also strong at the same time - not only strong physically but also strong minded. She is great to be friends with and also cooks the most mouthgasming food in the world. She is easy to fall in love with.
Have you seen Sibina today?

Yeah, she's looking great!
by Happynuff3 August 27, 2012
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