nordic skiing

only the coolest sport ever. most downhillers sit on their fat asses on a chairlift and then use their weight to propel themselves down. they try to keep in shape for a sport that a)doesn't keep you in shape and b)really doesn't require you to be in shape. nordic skiers get a lot of shit for having spandex ski suits but they are kick ass and everyone knows it. they have to go UP the hills as well as down and they have to ski the flats. as compared to downhill skiers who get upset if they have a gradual downhill. nordic skiers have to stay in shape and be in shape or they'll have hell to pay in races. they have to haul their asses up and down terrain for 3-10 miles, as opposed to downhills skiers having thier asses pushed down a 2 mile (max) course. nordic skiers have to be balanced on their skinny as hell skis, while downhill skiers have fat skis to support their weight. put any nordic racer in a running/biking/kayaking/any sport requiring fitness competition and they'll whup a downhiller's ass. nordic skiers are comparable to xc runners and distance track kids, mostly because those are their alter egoes. anyone who says nordic's for wussies is obviously an idiot who couldn't perform physical activities to save their life and they should go fuck themselves because they have no idea what it's like to train for nordic skiing and to be a nordic skier.

Downhill skier: hey, i just got back from a race where i just sat back and allowed my weight to push me down the hill!
Nordic skier: i just got back from nordic skiing practice! we skiied 15 miles and then did hill intervals up our 1/2 mile hill!

by distanceinanyform May 28, 2007

Indoor Skiing

Doing some coke indoors.

Josh, Les, and I bought two 8 balls and spent the night indoor skiing with some strippers until we ran out. Luckily, Les had some more blow stashed away.

by The Jenkem King April 7, 2008

Jet-skiing

When someone who has consumed too much alcohol passes out and you ride their unconscious body down the nearest set of stairs. Incredibly fun unless you're the one unconscious.

Elliott got really drunk at the party last night and passed out, so we went jet-skiing with him.

by mcniggleston January 30, 2012

Prison Skiing

the homosexual act of dual, simultaneous hand jobs, as performed during a prison threesome by the beta inmate, as he is pleasuring two alpha inmates. Only, instead of ski poles, the said beta has a dick in each hand. Probably in his mouth, too.

Most nights in Parchman, Matt closed his eyes, and pretended he was competing in the Alpine Men's slalom competition, as this was the only time in custody that he felt like he was "winning." See, prison skiing was the only thing that would keep Dante and Tyrone from turning Matt's asshole into truffle butter.

by Realitea August 10, 2016

Sinking-a-digit

The term 'Sinking-a-digit' is commonly used when referring to a technique of female masturbation.

In most cases, the finger is 'sunk' into the females vagina with the view of creating an orgasm. This technique can be used on oneself, or administered to a 'special friend'.

In some circles, 'Sinking-a-digit' can be used on or by men, however this depends on several different variables. Mostly, the male must enjoy arse-play!

Boy meets girl at the fair, boy falls for girl, they board the rollercoaster and boy begins 'sinking-a-digit' into his new special friend.

by Rang-Rang January 30, 2010

skingry

Skingry is joining of the two words "Skint" and "Angry" and describes a persons mood when they are close to having no money left

"I only asked him how he's doing and he went off on one, must be skingry"

by Egon Moanay November 24, 2020

Bay-siding

Its when you go out and kiss (with tongues) another recruiter, only then to find out it's your boyfriends mate

Hey Ameila how was last night?
Great, i was bay-siding all night

Ameila" ooohh yeah i fancy some bay-siding tonight"

by Goublin November 29, 2011