hillbilly feng shui

The process of when two {or more} yard jalopies are moved and rearranged so that a new yard jalopy can be added to the space and no extra space is needed. Thus making a more efficient yet messier area.

"The flat bed is ready to unload at Bubba's yard,prepare for the hillbilly feng shui."

by S. Chamberlain March 16, 2007

Shuichi

Oh I see you’re an Danganronpa fan~ Alright- Shuichi is a shoe that is very itchy.

UGH!! my shoe is SHUICHI!!

by ~Danganronpa person~ November 12, 2020

porn shui

The art of an internet porn surfer to position him- or herself in a manner that not only obscures the provocative computer screen from public view, but also gives the surfer the ability to detect any intrusive dangers immediately.

I'm a porn shui master- my back is facing the wall and the door is well within my view.

by duuuuuder January 16, 2008

Bong Shui

In ancient times, Bong Shui, was known as "Kan-Yu" which means stoned or extremely high according to The Law of Heaven and Earth. Today's Bong Shui schools teach that it is the ancient Chinese practice of placement and arrangement of space to achieve extreme highness or complete stonedness with harmony with the environment. Bong shui literally translates as "In haling pot through wind-water." This is a cultural shorthand taken from by Guo Pu of the Jin Dynasty.
The Smell of the weed water that rides the wind stops at the boundary of carpet when spilled and will never come out.
Bong shui is a discipline with guidelines that are compatible with many techniques of agricultural planning as well as internal furniture arrangements while involved in the act of smoking pot. Space, weather, astronomy, and geomagnetism are basic components of Bong shui. Proponents claim that Bong shui has an effect on health, wealth, and personal relationships and weight gain due to munchies.

I angled my couch in accordance with Bong Shui and the afternoon sun is no longer a buzz kill.

by T. Crnko November 29, 2007

stream shui

The harmonizing of wi-fi and digital devices in relation to available bandwidth, Ethernet or another networking device. Feng Shui of combinations of digital devices

Dude, get your phone off my wifi, you're messing with the NetFlix stream shui

by Neonbohemian November 7, 2013

shui

when something or someone is really cute and you can't resist it ..

omg .. look at that baby . it's so shui

by KataRina3 May 25, 2015

porn shui

When you rearrange all the furniture in the room so no one can see whats on the computer screen.

The porn shui of my bedroom allows me to download Naughty Nurses 7 while talking to my father.

by Kyle West April 21, 2008