Siamese Eel

Siamese Eel refers to a rare sex act with a man that has two penises. The 2nd penis can be either natural, as in the popular Reddit post where a man with two functioning penises created an Ask Me Anything, or artificial.

The term was recently popularized in the show Schitt’s Creek where the character, Moira Rose, feared her series of “tasteful nudes” were leaked on the internet. One of the search terms of the photos were Siamese Eel.

Friend 1: I had a Siamese Eel last night
Friend 2: that’s a myth
Friend 1: *shows photo of Siamese Eel*
Friend 2: how did you even get
Friend 1: there’s a video

by MoiraRose January 14, 2021

Siamese Saddle

When you are having intercourse with a Siamese twin and one is sucking your dick while the other is eating your ass

I just did the Siamese saddle with These two twins.

by Dingle Quandale the third May 20, 2022

Siamese boyfriends

Two guys who cannot function separately now that they are in a relationship

"Do you think Kyle would want my extra ticket to the Beyoncé concert?"

"There's just one ticket?"

"Yup."

"He probably would if he wasn't dating Zak. You know how it is with Siamese boyfriends."

by badshirley October 26, 2013

Siamese Couple

A couple who somehow got conjoined in an awkward situation and decided to stay that way because they were deeply in love.

A couple who is madly in love with each other gets stuck together with some sort of substance (i.e. - sticky tack, glue, SUPER glue, etc.), who would be called a Siamese Couple.

by Nicdecdel March 25, 2010

siamese scream

when both partners engaged in sexual activities orgasm simultaneously

My girlfriend is into all that sentimental sensitive shit, like siamese screams.

by Julie Cali July 15, 2006

siamese penis

A penis that splits, having two ends.

"He can fuck her in both holes with his siamese penis!"

by FMA_Fan May 13, 2005

siamese gun

Two male crotches pressed together.

"And every crotch is a siamese gun."

by Roxanne March 7, 2005