shoedog

The term ‘Shoedog’ is an industry slang name given to a veteran of the footwear industry. Someone who has dedicated their life to selling shoes is sometimes referred to as “an old shoedog”

Al Bundy is an old Shoedog

by American cobbler January 22, 2016

Shreds Bag

To absolutely obliterate all the cocaine around you.

Scott: Yo dude did you see how gnarly things got after Roach hit those nose beers?
Kyle: Yeah Roach definitely shreds bag.

by NO.J. Simpson December 7, 2020

Schroedinger's turd

The dilemma of flushing the toilet with a closed lid; there is a 50% chance that the turd is still present. The turd is equally alive and dead, until somebody lifts the lid.

'I've just flushed a big one; I fear the paradox of Schroedinger's turd'

by CJV August 27, 2012

Bedroom shredder

Someone who practices guitar in his bedroom with little or no desire to join a band. Usually these types have MAD chops as a result of sitting in their rooms, practicing for hours upon end. Every bedroom shredder gets issued a Washburn, Ibanez, or Petrucci signature guitar (the official weapons of choice of all able-bodied teenage males) right after purchasing a web cam and completing YouTube shred army basic training.

That bedroom shredder plays 50NPS, but he has no attitude

by G str1ng January 6, 2009

Schroedinger's Cat

A cat which is neither alive nor dead, but rather in a state of stasis, in a box. There is also in the box a geiger counter and a tiny radioactive particle, the counter wired to a vial of hydrochloric acid (that got your attention). After a set amount of time, the particle is 50% likely to decay, setting off a mechanism triggered by the geiger counter which smashes the vial and kills the cat. Supposedly, after that set amount of time, if no one looks in the box, the whole system is in a state of stasis because the cat is 50% likely to be alive and 505 likely to be dead, and is thus neither alive nor dead, but both. At least, until someone opens rhe box. There are all sorts of conundrums associated with this thesis, and it is very controversial.

Poor kitty... neither alive nor dead...

by Braavosi May 16, 2003

Shredding Rug

An act of dancing where there are no rules. Anything goes. It usually entails getting low, making ridiculous faces, and falling flat on your face. Strobe lights contribute to the act of tearing as well as Britney Spears.

One can only say they shredded rug if they have the battle wounds to prove it such as swollen/tender feet, blisters, or bruises.

Boy1: Hey did you see Kristin dancing last night? She was intense.

Boy2: So wasn't dancing! She was absolutly shredding rug! Girl was intense!

by Forgione April 21, 2008

shredded as fuck

having high muscle definition, well toned body, aka being ripped in a more aggressive pumped up manner

JP : " Danny Bra!!!! i'm Shredded as fuck g"
Danny : " i'm still bulking bra lmao "

by defining life bro March 6, 2015