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shrink outside the box 

1. To lose one's erection immediately after vaginal intercourse in which ejaculation occurs, and the penis is pulled out.

2. To seek sex with partners that fall outside of one's normal sexual partners, as in to "think outside the box."
1. "Wow, I thought I'd never shrink outside the box last night after porking the ole lady. Damn that Cialis"

2. "Man, you really were shrinking outside the box when you hooked up with that field goal post, Frank."
shrink outside the box by noumenal December 31, 2008
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shrink wrap 

the process of applying a condom to a soft penis.
that ugly bitch paid me 100 bucks to hit it so i had to shrink wrap it to protect my self from her ghanaria.
shrink wrap by trojan whores September 3, 2003
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Shrink-wrap 

Being forced or guilted into going to therapy.
I will not go to a therapist! Don't shrink-wrap me!
Shrink-wrap by Sodom-You June 19, 2013

Shrink flood 

(For men) When you sit down to take a shit when you're cold - when your flaccid penis has shrunk to where it no longer hangs down like normal - and the defecation triggers urination which is released in a horizontal, outward stream that goes all over your floor.
Man, I just cleaned my bathroom, and then I had to go take a shit after my heat went out. I should have waited to drink that kombucha, because I had a shrink flood...
Shrink flood by HounmanBT November 7, 2019

Shrink Wrap 

When you do the perfect poo which requires, at the most, 1 test wipe.
"Aaaah I just laid down a shrink wrap! no mess, no fuss." - Mr. Poo McPooey-Woo (on the loo)
Shrink Wrap by I-WIN March 7, 2009

Shrink-ing 

When at work in the office place, and you do fuck all work during the day
Baz stop Shrink-ing and do some fucking work!
Shrink-ing by MPK February 1, 2008

shrink dick 

The shrinking of the penis from its normal flaccid size, most commonly due to cold weather or stimulant drug use.
"my boyfriend did so much speed last night that he had a serious case of shrink dick, it was like half the size it usually is"

"its so cold out here that i know for sure i'll have a serious case of shrink dick"
shrink dick by OGspeedymcgee July 21, 2016