Shtumpy Shpunkenface

A stumpy slag who gets shpunken in her face on regular occasions.

Slags everywhere

by HayZeus January 15, 2004

Shunktionary

A collective list of the names of males that Sharon finds attractive. Names are continuously being removed from or added to this list faster than you can say "Liz loves muletts".

I bet five bucks Timmy will be back on the Shunktionary by the end of the game.

By the end of the week, I think Lenny will kicked off the Shunktionary.

by imsofunny July 29, 2008

shfunkted

When a person yell's a profane word that is the equivalent to the following: Shit, Fuck, Cunt, Damn. (in that order)

Turtle: Shfunkted!!! My fuc*king monkey ball went off the course.

D-Bag: Yeah, you are a fu*ck face loose vagin*a.

Turtle: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker.

by D-Bagdustin October 15, 2006

Spunktuate

What I'm going to do on this final tommorow

I'm going to spunktuate all over this consumer final tommorow.

by themasterweigher December 11, 2010

Spunktastrophe

A single persons load of cum equivalent to a bukkake

Josh, Wendy told me you left her looking like a toaster strudel after your final spunktastrophe

by Akamariu October 15, 2019

Spunktuious

A mixture of spontaneous and spunky ♡

The lady was spunktuious in her actions during the party.

by Lil Jesse October 27, 2019

Spunkticle

The spunkticle is a tenticle you shove up your japs eye to refill your sperm

Me: yo Nathan do you have a spunkticle you can let me borrow because my sperm has been down lately

by yo i broke my dick December 2, 2019