spanks

An alternative way of saying thank you.

"spanks for the ride!"

by chispa May 2, 2006

shanks

This is what amazing people say rather than saying "thanks."

Marko: Your a genious, bffl!
Me: Shanks!

by Bffl8 December 12, 2009

Shwanksh

The act of starting a wank whilst you take a shit, then as one begins to climax stepping into the running shower to finish off. This ritual is completed by using your cum covered hand to wipe your arse, before slipping a cheeky finger (lubricated by the semen) into the rectal opening.
(A tradition originated from Loughborugh University)

Eyyy boys I'm off for a Shwanksh, pre's at half 9?

by SpooryG7 December 9, 2019

The shanks are flying

When a gang of yutes(roadman) are about to have a fight and bring a knifes

Roadman:yo get over here u little yute the shanks are flying

Roadman2:my drilla i have my shank and its ready to fly

by Amyyyyy696969696 May 23, 2021

Sponge Knob Bare Spanks

The act of ejaculating into an everyday washing up sponge, place aside and wait for the acquired time to harden. The female then strips the male of their lower attire and proceeds to spank them with the now hardened mallet.

'Do anything good last night?'
'Met that bird for a drink...insisted on watching a bit of Sponge Knob Bare Spanks'
'Ah man, what a slag!'

by Little luxuries April 18, 2015

shanks

The 3rd person derivative of shanking.
The act of stabbing someone with a crude, knife-like weapon.

C: *shanks*
J: *bleeds out on your carpet* HAH.
C: -_-""

by tooloftheday November 3, 2008

Shpank

A cross between, or combined use of, shanking and spanking. Usually performed during or after a sexual encounter; in most cases by accident, however, some are out of anger or disappointment at a preceding exchange of sex that just occurred and left one or both participants unhappy and unsatisfied. A person may shpank their partner by spanking them with the sharp end of a knife, thus stabbing them in the butt, and leaving for an incredibly awkward and painful night. A shpank can also be performed on accident by an attempted shanking that missed, due to confusion of butt location due to saggy pants.

Ouch, my girlfriend shpanked me last night and it hurts when I sit down or poop.

by Fart McBitch August 20, 2009