When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.
I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...
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by Justin Mic June 13, 2004
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come down my ends means if you come to my area
and you get bear shanked means if you go their they will stab you
come down my ends means if you come to my area
and you get bear shanked means if you go their they will stab you
by road man cory October 11, 2018
Get the come down my ends you get bear shanked mug.a repeated and agressive stabbing using a homemade knife with a cloth wrapped around it for a handle, usually used as slang in prisons and juvinille delinquints/gangsters
by Micheal Jordan May 12, 2008
Get the Shanked mug.When a man decides to punish a women by pulling down her pants and underwear and bends her over and object like a table and spanks her until she learns her lesson and gets on her knees and services the man.
Example #1
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.
Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.
Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.
Wife: What are you going to do?
Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.
Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.
Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.
Wife: What are you going to do?
Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.
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basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon
me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!
kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)
kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.
kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)
kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.
by shnookers May 20, 2008
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