shoutrage

When someone in your social network won't shut the fuck up about the injustice of the day and is acting like a 12 year old who is just now learning that the world is kind of a fucked place and feels that a barrage of poorly sourced articles and images with misattributed quotes will set things rightW

Her shoutrage was so deafening I ended up blocking her from my timeline.

by brianmars October 15, 2014

Mr. Showerhead

A name for a vibrating showerhead used for masturbating.

Alexis! i take showers in your bathroom all the time! the least you could do is clean Mr. Showerhead before i put my head underneath it!!

by theMASTERofallDARES June 23, 2011

showergardening

if or when you take place in trimming or shaving the bush around your genitals. It can work for both guys and girls.

John- "what took you so long to shower?"

Jenni- "I was showergardening!"

by lacrossekid80 May 6, 2008

Getting pussy out the showerhead

Getting so much pussy from such a steady source (or multiple steady sources) with such minimal effort that it appears to simply flow forth like water from a showerhead.

"Hey dude, did you hear about Pedro?"
"Yeah, I heard he keeps hooking up with that hella hot chick down in 301"
"You heard right! He didn't even ask! She just thrust herself at him."
"Damn, that boy be getting pussy out the showerhead"

by FreshZest May 3, 2012

showersesh

When a muck is too lazy and does not want to go and sesh outside a showersesh must take place where rimrockets and bowlpunches take place in the shower

i couldnt rip bowls outside in the wind so i decided to have a showersesh

by yoneesafe April 5, 2008

Showerbate

When one goes to take a shower with the intention of both showering for the sake of showering, and also using the opportunity to masturbate.

Dude, I could hear Josh in there. He totally ditched us to showerbate.

by Xiwt June 21, 2012

showeraoke

n. The act of singing while in the shower with other people within earshot. See karaoke.

Robyn slept over and in the morning she had a real showeraoke session going on. It was Celine Dion at that!

by KindaSqueeze October 18, 2008