Koino Shower

The sexual act where a female stands over a partner and releases menstrual blood on their face. Like a golden shower, but red.

"I would take you in the koino shower" -Illseraec

by Kimmicakes December 25, 2013

poor man's shower

much like the mexican shower, it is a quickened alternative to a shower or a bath. requires the dipping of one's head underneath the faucet so as to clean the hair but not the entire body.

the term originates from a detroit urban legend whereby one man had only enough money to generate water for his hair. he was, in fact, poor.

1. time is money, just take a poor man's shower
2. look, we're running late. either take a mexican shower or a poor man's shower.

3. if you think you're gonna be able to go bravo delta tonight, you gotta at least take a poor man's shower
4. you can tell he only took a poor man's shower this morning

by BIGGG AL May 28, 2009

shofart

A fart that sounds like the shofar blown during the jewish high holidays in a synagogue.

Moshe blew a really loud shofart at Rosh Hashanah and the whole congregation laughed, especially Isaac and Ephram but not Rabbi Goldstein.

by Raul (comes out at night) September 13, 2013

Hot Girl Shower

A long shower a girl takes in order to prepare for a date or big event. She exfoliates, washes her hair, does a face mask, uses her nicest body wash, and shaves. The goal is to emerge soft, glowing, and sexy.

I’m meeting this guy from Tinder for a boat party in 3 hours, time to take a hot girl shower.

I’m gonna take a hot girl shower and then I’ll be right over.

Hot girl summer starts with a hot girl shower.

by Lndslvns August 7, 2021

Philosophy shower

When one spends an abnormally long time in the shower because they are putting thought into some of the deeper issues in their life.

Friend: Dude you were in the shower for 45 minutes! What the hell were you doing, jacking off?

Guy: Nah dude I was taking a philosophy shower.

Friend: Oh ok that's excused then.

by FuctButSects October 22, 2010

Pre Shower Shit

Shit you take before a shower, pre-shower ritual. Also the best time to take a shit. (P.S.S)

"Hey bro I'm gonna go take a shower"
"Don't forget to take your Pre Shower Shit"

by Dicked September 30, 2012

shower-plop

When someone chooses to void their bowels of fecal matter while taking a shower, usually the result of laziness. The defecator must then leave the feces in the tub for someone else to deal with in order for it to be a proper shower-plop.

Chris was running late for work and did a shower-plop to save time.

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap III September 4, 2008