shoulda coulda woulda

Meaning that it is of no use to dwell on what should have (shoulda), could have (coulda) or would have (woulda) happened/been done.
Said as an attempt to shorten a discussion that focusses on the past, thus providing no solution to an actual problem.

"Man, if only I didn't cum straight in the air, I wouldnt have jizz on my mullet now."
"Shoulda coulda woulda. There are more important things than that. There is more to life than the jizz on your mullet. You're still young, someday you will wash your hair and the jizz will be gone, but your mullet will last forever."

by bumarse October 17, 2009

shouldabedah

When something should have been something else.

Woke up with ugly guy shouldabedah a sober!!!

by Wongtongbetty May 17, 2009

shouldn't have said that

The split second after you've said something that you really shouldn't have said, specifically if it results in something bad.

Guy #1: You motherfucker!

Guy #2: What did you say?
Guy #1: Uh oh, shouldn't have said that.

by Mk9084 December 28, 2011

shoulda woulda coulda

having an opportunity and not taking it, thus regretting it later; usually used when someone is saying to the person who missed the opportunity.

Tom," man, I should have bought that car!"
Jerry," shoulda woulda coulda, but didn't."

by skyebrenna January 18, 2012

ass on your shoulders

Being overly defensive, obnoxious, confrontational, or just generally annoying.

Man, you've really got your ass on your shoulders.

by Emby Quinn May 24, 2006

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

A phrase one can say meaning people should not criticize others for faults that they have themselves

Zach told me I had bad taste in music. I replied by telling him that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

by katie was here November 19, 2007

shouldn'ta

It means "should not have" or "should have not" by shortenin'.

You better kill me! i'ma be another dude dead
For poppin off at the mouth with shit i shouldn'ta said

by SnUGgin October 7, 2006