Shoulda bought a Honda

When Pentecostals can’t speak in tongues, but want the other church folks to think they’ve been baptized by the Holy Spirit.

Pentecostal 1: You know, if you can’t speak in tongues, you’re really a second-class Christian.
Pentecostal 2: *eyes closed, hands raised, as they fall backwards to the floor* Shoulda bought a Honda!

by Boomshakalacca August 17, 2022

shouldered

When you are walking down the street and someone gets in your way so you lean your shoulder into him when you collide.

That lame ass was looking down at his iPod while walking so I shouldered him.

by SirFWALGMan September 25, 2009

Shouldn't

A concatenation of "should not"

I shouldn't do it

by qartis July 4, 2003

shouldn’t’ve

this word is for lazy people that don’t want type and or say should not have

dude, shouldn’t’ve done that

by a great smart person February 18, 2019

shouldness

A measurement of whether something should happen, or should have happened.

"Rank your hookup candidates in order from high to low shouldness."

"'Gigli' may be the worst movie of all time. It is completely devoid of shouldness."

by Captain Bajoo November 6, 2004

fuck me stupid, shoulda been running.

Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.

As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."

by rowafe August 25, 2009

shouldn't've

Compound contraction of "should not have". Also see wouldn't've and couldn't've.

You shouldn't've said that, now Grandma's really mad!

by Sunob September 6, 2007