hijab and shoulders

Hijab and shoulders is a joke mainly used by muslim women who wear hijabs, in which they change 'head' in head and shoulders shampoo to 'hijab' and shoulders.

Person: How do you shower with your hijab?
Hijabi: I use hijab and shoulders.

by soapholder June 4, 2023

vagina shoulders

An anatomical condition caused by the presence of a belly that is wider than one's Shoulders. This condition causes a golfer the inability to drive a ball further than 260 yards. It does however allow for a more consistent putting and chipping stroke along with the ability to eat tacos faster.

You can't be a golf pro if you have vagina Shoulders and you certainly can't drove ove 260 yards!

by Mr Excitement 13 January 25, 2017

broad shoulders

When you have a girl on each one of your arms. Typically you have your arms around them.

I had to help my crippled aunt and drunk grandma back to the car. Not my idea of broad shoulders....

by AAAAALLLLLVVVIIIINNNN May 9, 2008

Standing on the shoulders of giants

A famous quote said by Isaac Newton which means to use the intellectual capability or capacity that major thinkers (have) use (d).

If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.

by SirJohn021485 August 31, 2020

get your ass off your shoulders

This is usually referred to someone who is stuck up or arrogant.

"I wish Mike would get his ass off his shoulders and admit he was wrong for tea-baggin James while he was sleep!"

by cutiepye04 November 3, 2004

Chip on both shoulders

Person holding an extensive grudge. From chip on one's shoulder.

"Whatever you do, don't bring up the lawsuit. He has a chip on both shoulders about that. You'll never hear the end of it!"

by namowal March 2, 2009

Heads Shoulders Knees and Tomatoes Burger

A special burger with tomato

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Heads Shoulders Knees and Tomatoes Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018