Shalom Jackie

What Liana Jade says at the start of every video! Best part! Luv you liana

Shalom Jackie! Today we will

* do something fun *!

by FlowersInMexico June 1, 2021

Cock Shalom

When pubic hair around the ballsack region grows long, dense, and curly to such an extreme that the shaft combined with the beard-like phenomenon makes it seem as though you have a hacidic jew between your legs.

When Steve entered the retirement home with his pants off, An older woman cried "What is that!?". But it was too late, everyone stood in awe as Steve's genitalia performed a Bar mitzvah. Cock Shalom.

by rabbi elijazae December 17, 2010

Shalomed

The action of someone, often of Jewish descent, stealing something worth greater than or equal to five US dollars.

The Mass Media: "The results are in... Donald Trump has won the presidential election! Let's have a word with democratic candidate Bernie Sanders."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."

by Cisco FamssscocThe CIsco May 29, 2018

Shalomies

Jewish friends

Give me round of Shmaltz for me and my shalomies.

by MaSsTeRr June 1, 2009

Shim-shoomering

The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.

"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."

"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"

"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"

by ConIII August 6, 2019

Solomia

Solomia basically means somebody almost perfect. With looks, smarts, talent (many times art and music) and a nice general life. Not like a ratchet, or whore, or any generall bad person.

"She is such a solomia!" The two girls exclaimed with jealousy, as Andy walked past them.

by Whopsa Daisy May 22, 2013

shotomy

The process in which one places a turkey baster with a shot of hard liquor up their ass. This results in rapid, extreme drunkenness because the alcohol is completely absorbed. Kids, don't try this one at home.

My uncle, a raging alcoholic, commits shotomy on a regular basis.

by Joshtheundisputed March 3, 2008