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Swolemate

A swolemate is your romantic partner not only out in public but in your iron paradise as well!

This person is someone that you click with on so many levels that you aren't only comfortable with them coming to your sanctuary you encourage it.

You are proud to show off there gains and encourage your growth just as much as your own!
Person 1: I think I'm gonna Propose to her bro!

Person 2: how do you know she's the one??

Person 1: she's my swolemate!
by Sinning saint January 21, 2018
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shlemazel

A person who suffers the screw-ups of a shlemiel.
A shlemiel is the guy who buys a coke at the ball game and spills it on the guy in front of him, who is a shlemazel.
by Bruce February 4, 2004
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shulem

A shulem is someone who's nice to his friends and cares about others a lovely person with a golden heart.
Whoa that's so nice of him! That's a shulem!
by Xpertthief November 14, 2020
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Boston Shoemaker

A Boston Shoemaker, much like the Boston Pancake or Cleveland Steamer, starts of when a man defecates on his unconscious partner's chest. He then proceeds to press his foot in it making a footprint on her chest. When his partner wakes up in the morning she will find a fossilized poopy footprint on her chest ressembling a shoe.
Hey Tade, my bitch was so hammered last night that when she passed out i gave her a Boston Shoemaker!
by Ebenezer McAwesome MacIntosh September 30, 2009
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shoemaker

A person who does something half-ass. They do not put effort into their work therefore it lacks workmanship. Also Can be a lazy person.
That shoemaker sprayed cologne in his fridge to cover up the smell of rotten turkey.
by Mike Fuzz April 4, 2007
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shoemaker

Lazy, sloppy, incompetent cooks who frequently use short cuts as a substitute for hard-work and skill. Shoemakers are rarely capable of cleaning up after themselves, frequently earning the enmity and contempt of the dishwashers. Always check a shoemaker’s garbage bin to see what salable product has been misused, wasted, and hidden to avoid censure.
Were you going to season that? Don't be a shoemaker.
by buffalochopper November 13, 2005
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Shole Weat Bread

Carson is a fucking retard.

Whole Wheat Bread spelled incorrectly.
Guy 1: While you're at the store can you grab some Shole Weat Bread?
Guy 2: Yes, do you mean Whole Wheat Bread?
by king_Maria November 30, 2019
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