shoemaker

A person who does something half-ass. They do not put effort into their work therefore it lacks workmanship. Also Can be a lazy person.

That shoemaker sprayed cologne in his fridge to cover up the smell of rotten turkey.

by Mike Fuzz April 4, 2007

shoemaker

Lazy, sloppy, incompetent cooks who frequently use short cuts as a substitute for hard-work and skill. Shoemakers are rarely capable of cleaning up after themselves, frequently earning the enmity and contempt of the dishwashers. Always check a shoemaker’s garbage bin to see what salable product has been misused, wasted, and hidden to avoid censure.

Were you going to season that? Don't be a shoemaker.

by buffalochopper November 13, 2005

Greasy Shoebox

Sexual manuever involving a greased up foot or part of foot inserted into another consenting adult's anus.

Man. Tanya was nagging my ass off last night so I gave her the ol' greasy shoebox.

by GST12 March 12, 2008

shoebox

A box of shoes used by drug dealers to hide money, drugs, guns or anything else.

I got a glock and 5 stacks in my shoebox.

by jac212212 January 24, 2009

shoecow

A racist girl named Addison

“Addison called me a piece of dirt”

“Wow Addison is such a shoecow”

by Betsy rockhopper September 14, 2019

scranton shoehorn

The act of inserting your penis flaccid into a rectum using your thumb as a shoehorn and then tickeling your nuts until you become erect at which point urinating is optional but preferred.

The midgets ass was too tight so I had to scranton shoehorn that slut.

by b00stinsc00by November 18, 2009

shoeboxed

The act of putting one's receipt into an organizational system of shoe boxes.

I got a receipt when I bought my iPhone, so I shoeboxed it on Shoeboxed.com!

by Michael Ansel September 22, 2007