shocking

weird or worrying or out of place. or stateing the obvious.

you have homework today " well shocking".

by tracey March 24, 2004

Shocked

A person who brings Surprised, and Astonished reactions from others through acts of perverted homo-sexuality.

Shocked; Paladin on Dethecus.

by Rectus April 29, 2009

Shock

Basically another word for rock, meaing to wear, refering to an item of clothing.

Where you get them shoes at, you make them man?

I got these at goodwill, these from 88', I'm so dope I can shock anything.

by Jizzo Fortanel July 20, 2009

shock

To shit into a sock. This aforementioned sock is then, generally, left somewhere that it will generally be sat on. This causes the fecal matter to seep through the sock, and all over the person.

Dude, I just shocked MattyM's mum's bed! She'll probably love it though.

by Will Quick January 9, 2008

Shocked

To get your slammed so hard you wake up pregnant and shacking

I woke up and was Shocked

by Thow Shalt not September 24, 2018

Shocks

1.Huge tits, with lots of clevage.
2.Lots of plastic in them tits.

Damn, shes got some nice shocks

by matt November 29, 2004

shock

to masturbate, wank off

I'm going upstairs to shock off

by SteveMick Pete December 28, 2005